We're Going to Have a Little Boy
My incredible wife has just finished her first trimester carrying our new son! We couldn't be more excited and nothing makes me happier than knowing I'm going to be the father of a little boy soon. Michelle said pregnancy's been an absolute breeze so f-... Sorry, I blacked out for a minute, she must've thrown something at my head. j/k She's an absolute saint and we'll have IV's of coffee and wine for her to alternate after delivery.
Also, the boy did a friggin' somersault during the ultrasound today. That was fun to watch.

